Where did you grow up?
If you were on a deserted island and you could only have one thing, what would it be?
Does my wife count as a “thing”?
What is cool that someone wouldn’t know about you?
I saw a UFO once. I was even sober during the event. I think.
If you were another person would you be friends with you?
Sure. As long as I don’t try to play team sports with me. That would be embarrassing.
What is the first thing you notice about people?
Most of them appear human. But I know better.
What would be worse, losing all your old memories or never being able to make new ones?
Never being able to make new ones. After the mind wipe I could watch all my favorite movies again for the first time.
Do you have a phobia?
Wasps were designed to be the perfect soldiers for the forces of evil.
What’s your favorite hobby?
Animation. Convenient, that.
If you could build a house anywhere, where would it be?
At the top of a mountain, at the highest point on all sides. That way I can pour boiling oil on my enemies from any spot. Not sure how I’d get the boiling oil up to the top of the mountain… but I digress.