Chad Gleason – Vice President


Chad Gleason



Chad Gleason


Where did you grow up?

Lincoln, NE


If you were on a deserted island and you could only have one thing, what would it be?

Does my wife count as a “thing”?


What is cool that someone wouldn’t know about you?

I saw a UFO once. I was even sober during the event. I think.


If you were another person would you be friends with you?

Sure. As long as I don’t try to play team sports with me. That would be embarrassing.

What is the first thing you notice about people?

Most of them appear human. But I know better.


What would be worse, losing all your old memories or never being able to make new ones?

Never being able to make new ones. After the mind wipe I could watch all my favorite movies again for the first time.


Do you have a phobia?

Wasps were designed to be the perfect soldiers for the forces of evil.


What’s your favorite hobby?

Animation. Convenient, that.


If you could build a house anywhere, where would it be?

At the top of a mountain, at the highest point on all sides. That way I can pour boiling oil on my enemies from any spot. Not sure how I’d get the boiling oil up to the top of the mountain… but I digress.